Here are actual photos from agents that I have found on my local MLS system.
"Here, you sit here in the dark and look at this paperwork while I take your picture"
"The dog taking a crap is a distraction for me from that beautiful blue tarp!"

"No....No.....your countertop is fine. People like clutter"
"With a full price offer, we'll throw in the plant!"

"OH look! Our Dream House!!"

I found this picture on October 10th.......we haen't had snow since FEBRUARY!!

"Here, sit down and watch some TV. Care for a smoke?"

"LOOK!!! This one has windows!!"

"I've always dreamed of having a mirror on my closet doors!! Where do I sign?!"

"And here we have a door...that leads to......somewhere"

Don't let this happen to your sale!!